The rivalry department / Entirely personal. Entirely fantasy.

WE HATE
ADAM.

A completely unreasonable amount of effort dedicated to our favorite fantasy rival. We love Adam. His starting lineup has requested a different legal representative.

Unofficial scouting report

Elite at explaining the loss.

His lineup died at 1 p.m. The explanation is still going at midnight.

The bench argument

Undefeated in hypotheticals.

A dynasty built on players he almost drafted, trades he almost accepted, and wins he spiritually deserved.

Adam’s fictional excuse generator

“The projections had me winning.”

The Adam roast board